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Hi, Princess Penny here.

We have a New Celebration.  My Human Sister turned 18 years old on Tuesday, March 15th.  She is big girl now – no she is really a big girl.  She is a dancer and really tall, with long legs and skinny body – I’m jealous. (she is Mom and Dad’s  ‘Princess’ or ‘Baby Girl’) *she calls him Poppi* I’m the other Princess  and I’m short with short legs and not skinny.  lol    But I love her anyway.

Happy Birthday Jenna from your Feathered Sisters, Robin, and Kazoo, along with your Feathered brothers Kiwi, Sebastian and JJ.  And of course, ME

Until next time — Woof Woof

March 17th, 2011 by Human Secretary - Mom, throthove | 2 Comments »

Princess Penny here.  Things are really sad here at home.  Remember when I told you how I overheard mom and dad talking about downsizing and I did not know whether to tell my feathered brothers and sisters?  Well it is really true.  That was why mom has been “Off”.

She and Dad are really upset.  Mom’s breathing has been a little difficult, not bad bad, but bad enough that she has to have that thing in her nose so she can breathe.   That’s right oxygen, thanks JJ.

Mom was talking to Aunt Juanita and she reminded her of Aunt Angie and her husband Wilson (he really really tall).  Wilson and Aunt Angie came over yesterday to meet Sebastian and Robin.

Oh no my two favorite siblings.  What am I going to do when they are gone.  Who is going to try to chase and eat my nose.  Who can I terrorize (all in fun of course).

Robin seemed to know something was up because Dad came to get her and they put me in my house.  (I did not think that was very fair) Anyway, Robin kept flying around the house to get away so she would not have to do step up on Wilson or Aunt Angie.  (She finally did and I think she liked Wilson)

Aunt Angie told all of us that Wilson is like Dad – a bird person and all birds seem to know it.  Wilson, who is from the Dominican Republic,  has parakeets, a canary,  chickens and roosters.  He also has an aviary in the back for the parakeets when summer time comes around.

Mom and Dad know that Sebastian and Robin will have good homes and they can go visit.  But there was one great big surprise, well actually two, but let me tell you about the first one.

When Dad brought Wilson and Aunt Angie upstairs to meet everybody Wilson fell in love with Kazoo.  You can imagine Mom and Dad’s surprise.  Especially since Kazoo was hollering her usual holler when she knows there is someone around that can come and get her.

When we were all downstairs, Wilson was saying how that noise was enough to drive someone ‘loco‘.  Mom told him he was already loco having roosters.  When Mom took Kazoo out of her house, Wilson saw her all her loco noise seemed to disappear.  Mom and Dad had to remind him that so long as Kazoo is in the mix, she will talk up a storm in her little Pionus voice.

Well Mom had to call someone to make sure it would be ok, since Margaret had already found someone for Kazoo.  Mom told Margaret she was happy with the idea.  This way my three feathered siblings would be together and that might make the transition easier for them all.  (It certainly would make it easier on Mom.  I can’t forget Dad is really feeling this too!)

Well Wilson was estatic to learn that he would Buy cheap Accutane Online also be able to adopt Kazoo.  Looks like Kazoo will be more his and Sebastian and Robin will be more with Aunt Angie.  What has Dad a little upset is that he know once Sebastian gets comfortable he will probably call Wilson ‘father’.  That is what he calls Dad.  The first time he called Dad ‘Father’ it made Dad teary-eyed.  (don’t tell him I told you so)

Dad brought JJ down and Wilson notice how much bigger JJ was over Sebastian.  While he was sitting he asked JJ to step up.  Yeah right!  It was more like ‘ how good do you taste’, as he tried to bite Wilson. Mom told Wilson that JJ was higher than his head so he felt that he was the big guy in this situation.  Mom then suggested he stand up so that he could show JJ who was boss and that he did not care if JJ wanted to eat him (and he really didn’t, he said he was use to it).  Well Wilson stood up (and he is really really tall)….Penny are you trying to emphasize that Mom and Dad are vertically challenged, said Sebastian.  You better be careful! Back to Wilson.  He stood and towered over JJ and told him to step up.  No problem man,  you look like you can handle me, and besides I would have to fly up to bite you – too much energy.

Dad thought JJ would not go to Wilson without trying to bite him again, Mom knew differently.    But no thank goodness, for the time being, JJ and Kiwi are staying here.  Maybe with only two of my feathered siblings in the house Mom might be able to breathe easier.  They already have two air filters in the room so with only two of my siblings the air filters will be enough to keep the air cleaner.

Aunt Angie and Uncle Wilson loved up me after all the birdies went back to there homes and I felt really lucky because NO ONE is talking about downsizing me.   Though for a moment I thought there might be the introduction of another dog.  Angie showed mom a picture of her Miniature Doberman Pincher/Jack Russell and Mom and Dad made all kinds of gooey remarks.  Dad told them if they ever breed their we would want one.  NO – WE – DON”T and neither did Mom.  She told dad Jack Russells bounce of walls.  I’m not having anything bounce of my walls, especially since I have Cody next door who doesn’t walk – he bounces.

Angie, Wilson and their two boys will be here on Saturday morning with a truck for every-one’s houses and then they will go live in Delaware.  It’s not that far, maybe 45 minutes.  Wilson said he can’t wait for us to come to their house for a bar-b-que.  That is all Dad had to hear – But wait, wait a minute guys, does that mean I can come too!  I love a good bar-b-que and I would like to visit Sebastian, Kazoo and Robin  Tell them Dad.

Well like I said Mom is sad, but she knows its  for the best thing, and at least they are where Mom and Dad can visit.

So until next time – Woof Woof

March 17th, 2011 by Human Secretary - Mom, throthove | No Comments »

Princess Penny here.

I have let Sebastian have center stage these last couple of stories and that is ok Buy cheap Cialis Online cause I love him – even though he would like to grab me by the nose and shake me.  That’s ok cause him and me we play that way,  but I don’t think he would really hurt me, and I think I would not really hurt him.  ????????

It has been a strange few days around my Mom lately.  She has been feeling “Off” as she calls it.  She doesn’t know why or exactly how but OFF.  Unfortunately, that makes my life and job a lot harder trying to follow her train of thoughts or feet, which ever comes first.

Mom doesn’t seem to be as upset as I thought she would be since I have taken over the top pillows of her chaise.  Also,  Mom made herself an afghan, and it’s nice,  so I have decided I like it, so it’s mine.  She must agree because she is putting it on the top of the chaise so my hair does not get all over.

Ah Ha —– Killing two BIRDS with one stone.  Not sure JJ and Sebastian will like this sentence. hehehe

You have to imagine my delight when she decided to purchase this beautiful chaise for her, and me.  Of course she did not know that it was not exclusively hers.  Anyway, it gives me easy access to the window, which she truly hates, but as you can guess ‘I’m Nosey’.  (get it nosey lol)

And let us not forget that wonderful afternoon sun as I lounge on the top of the cushy top pillows of the chaise, comtemplating the wonders of life, or as I would call it, “what can I get into today”.  But today I will wonder what’s up with mom and her mood.

She’s not talking so I have to play mind reader here.  (Read that Mom – I have to play Mind Reader because you are not talking so……)

Until next time woof woof

March 14th, 2011 by Human Secretary - Mom, throthove | No Comments »

Well here we are hanging out with Dad again.  JJ is sitting there watching me on Dad’s arm, just chewing away on Dad’s sweatshirt. Oh  wait Dad’s wearing Mom’s sweatshirt letting me eat it, knowing full well that Mom would NEVER allow me to do this.

Now Mom is having words with Dad about her shirt.  Cheap Cialis Dad’s say’s that she never wears it – only Mom came back with, “That’s cause you always take it”.   Sorry Mom I didn’t know.

JJ has now turned his back because he doesn’t want to get involved.  As far as he is concerned he doesn’t chew on it so he is not going to get in trouble.

Poor Penny she has been going back and forth because she doesn’t chew on anything, but wishes she could. lol   Right Penny.

Yeah Sebastian.  I see you doing it and it looks like fun, only I don’t understand how Dad lets you chew on something with him in it.

The little ones are the worse cause they get on the back of Dad’s neck and start chewing away only they get happy and sometimes forget that there is skin just beyond the shirt.  Until you hear Dad holler, which makes me and JJ laugh.

Ok.  This is going to be a short tail  oh Im doing one of Princess Penny’s tails oops tales.  Ill get it right.

Until Princess Penny lets me squawk at you again sometime soon, have a great day.

PS.  Do you think we should be able to eat Mom’s shirts
, as well as Dad’s shirts?  Let JJ and Me know.

February 26th, 2011 by Human Secretary - Mom, throthove | No Comments »

Hi this is Sebastian, Princess Penny’s older feathered brother.  Dad had me and JJ in his and mom’s office. We were just hanging out, shootin’ the breeze.  Dad had me on his arm while he was surfing the ‘puter.

Well he got a little upset cause I gave him a love bite cause he was not paying attention to me.  He like his ‘puter more than me!  Well that did not win me any prizes, cause dad says that hurts.  I didn’t feel a thing. lol

Now he really startin to bother me cause I was starting to chew on his shirt and he tell me, “No chewing on my shirt – I don’t chew on yours”. Well Duh.   I don’t where one.  Now is that fair.  He knows better.  He should wear one of those holey tee-shirt that me and my other brothers and sisters have used in the past to re-design his look.  The Holey Moley Shirt or Shirts as we have re-designed many.

Funny thing is though, we re-design dad’s shirt, but we don’t DARE touch mom’s cause she ain’t feelin’ that at all.  lol   Doesn’t seem fair though to dad.  Oh well can’t have everything.  Right JJ

JJ is sitting on his perch looking at himself in the TV screen.  Either he is bored or really vain.  He does Big Eagle, not as good as me or as often but Mom get real happy when he does cause she says his wings are bigger than mine.   Well gee whiz, he is bigger than me what do you expect!

Well I have decided it is time to go bug mom for awhile, only I know it won’t last long.    I can’t help myself,  I love my mom, I mean I really love my mom, and wish she were my girlfriend.     Mom says she is flattered, but that is not helping me any cause she puts me back or tells dad to come and get me.

Well maybe I can get a couple more chews on dad’s shirt before he put me back in my house.  I am faster than him you know.  By the time he hollers at me I’ve taken another bite,  and then give him a look like,  ” Oh Im not suppose to re-design your shirt?  Sorry My Bad” heheeheheh

Well I guess I will go for now.  Princess Penny will be back in a day or so.  Nice squawking at you.

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February 19th, 2011 by Human Secretary - Mom, throthove | No Comments »

Ok Mom was really looking forward to having a Puppy Day Care in the house, but I guess my Provigil pharmacy cousin is learning how to be a big boy and stay home by himself.   I was really worried about him playing with my toys and laying in my bed, but I think it would have been aright, sort of, well it would have been OK with me.  After all he is only a baby.

Mom took over my old Gate, now he won’t be able t0 get into trouble all by himself.  Maybe they will let him come visit one day and the two of us can hang out.

I really threw my Mom a curve acting like it was some big deal me not wanting him here, but you know how I said yesterday, that I might even like Squirt,  well it got me to  thinking that it will do me good to learn how to be nice to a little guy like him.  I thought about all the kids in my family (2 legged) and how nice they play with me, (ok, and me with them).  I was feeling sorry that I automatically thought he was trying to steal my mom.  Sorry Squirt, I mean Cody. I have to get use to that!

Mom told me that Lizzy did name him Squirt,   no no no I mean she named him Cody.  Cody that is a nice name, though I like Squirt too.  Maybe I will tell him about the name that I came up with and me and him can keep it a secret just between the two of us.  You know us canine need to stick together sometimes.

Hey  Cody, listen I know my Mom has been bring you my treats – its ok just know they are from Me too!

By the way everybody,  I forgot to tell you that Cody is a Peki-chon. That is Pekingese and Bichon.  (I think that is how it is spelled), Anyway he is pretty cute.  His Mom (Lizzy) is going to give us a picture so that we can show you.  That will be cool then I can formally introduce you to my new cousin.

Well everybody until next time Woof Woof

February 9th, 2011 by Human Secretary - Mom, throthove | 6 Comments »

Oh my is there really going to be a Puppy Day Care in my house?   I guess I should start at the beginning.

I think I have a new cousin.  He is blond and I think he is 8 to 10 weeks old.  I think he is going to need dental work somewhere down the road.  “Oh that’s right Mom, you did tell me the squirt has an overbite and Puppies don’t wear braces”.

OK, yesterday I’m outside with Mom and Dad, when Lizzy and Ryan pull into the driveway.  Mom starts ooooohing and aaahing as Lizzy is coming up the walk over this piece of fur stuck on her coat, until I saw it move.   Oh my gosh, its a moving fur-ball.   I’ll save you Lizzy.  Quick, kill it.    Mom, don’t pick it up, we don’t know what it will do.  OH NO its eating Mom’s face.  No wait, it’s kissing my Mom.  It’s a tiny little fur-ball with a tongue.

OK Dad, I’m calm now.  I have never seen a puppy like him before.  Dad is he trying to steal Mom.  Look at her.  Do you think she wants to trade me in?  She can’t do that, can she?  YOU wouldn’t let her do that, right!

As far as a name, he doesn’t have one.  Lizzy wants a cute name, and Ryan wants a boy name.  I think Mom said Cody or maybe that was Ryan’s Dad.  My told them about the name Baron.  Ryan said, “That sounds like royalty”.  Mom said, “Yeah, its a strong name”.  They still don’t know.  So he is Squirt to me.

Now Order Generic Accutane Online without Prescription I hear Mom telling Dad that she is going to watch the Squirt tomorrow.  What are we running a Puppy Day Care?  He is going to bounce all over the place.  I did not see him once walk – he bounced.  He better not bounce on me!

He is probably going to play with my toys and Mom is probably going to let him lay in my house, “when the baby gets tired”  Mom are you trying to tell me that you want another pet.  You said no more!  Oh wait, you said no more parrots.  Come on Mom I’ll cuddle more.  I’ll even give you kisses.  (I thought he was eating your face, really).

Dad, what do you say about all this.  Dad says that I am still his Princess Penny and no one will take my place, but that I am a big girl and I can make nice to the puppy. (he really didn’t say puppy he said BABY)   Baby, he calls me his Baby Girl.

OK.   I will be on my best behavior tomorrow.  I really don’t have much choice.  If I don’t share – you will be disappointed in me.  If I give the Squirt a hard time – you will be disappointed in me.  If I act out – you will be disappointed in me, and you will probably give him all my treats.  There I go again.  I’m calm.  I’ll be good.

Who knows I might even like the Squirt.  Ohhh wouldn’t that be weird – no it would be ok I guess.  Right now he is to little to chase,  I could knock him down with just one swat, but I’m a Princess and Princess’ don’t things like that.  Yeah right! lol   You know that sounds like fun, but since we think I am older than what they thought, maybe I will be nice.  Because he is a baby, maybe I can be a surrogate doggy mom to him.  Nah, but it sounded good didn’t it. lol

OK we will see what happens tomorrow.  Maybe I can teach him some manners for his Mommy Lizzy and Daddy Ryan.

Until next time, Woof Woof

P.S.  I think I’ll tell Mom to put that booklet together for Lizzy as a First Time Mom to a Puppy.

February 8th, 2011 by Human Secretary - Mom, throthove | 16 Comments »

I have to tell you I think Sebastian has it in for me.  Or maybe its JJ.

I come to visit sometimes,  and yes I might get a bit unruly, especially when mom comes in and decides to take Sebastian out.  She can’t stand Buy Cialis that I bark  and bark.  My dad said to put Sebastian down so that he and I can talk.  Yeah right.  Sebastian walks around like he could care less, but as soon as I get close, down goes the head and here goes the laugh.  Me of course, backs up.

I’m suppose to be the big dog around here, but those two think they run things around here.  At least the little ones know who the boss is.

Oh Oh mom is giving me that look.  You know the look that mom’s have like ‘ Watch it young lady or ……”

Well I guess I better quit while I’m ahead.

Until next time Woof Woof

January 11th, 2011 by Human Secretary - Mom, throthove | 9 Comments »

Mom has been really sick.  She spent weeks in the   hospital through October and November.  She has been on oxygen since she has been home. We have been really worried about her.

BUT, I overheard a conversation that dad and her were having and I don’t know if I should tell my feathered brother and sisters.

Mom and Dad were talking about that they might have to, oh what did they call it, oh yeah – downsize the birds.  I think that means that they are going Order Generic Cialis Online without Prescription to have to find new homes for some of my family.  What about me?  Am I going to be downsized?

Oh I’m scared.  But I’m more scared for mom.  Some days she seems fine without the oxygen for a few hours, but then if she is around the birds she has to go back on for the rest of the day.

I know that mom is really upset because her and dad have tried so many things that could help them keep everyone.  They changed it so that all the birds are in one room.  They put more than one of those air thingy’s.  But it does not seem to be  enough.

Dad is upset because he can’t decide who needs a home.  Mom says that Robin and Kiwi should be separated because Robin is a bully around Kiwi and he can’t stay nice.  When Robin is not around Kiwi is really cool.  But dad says that they are brother and sister and have always been together, though not in the same cage, but next to each other.

Kazoo’s muskie smell really sets mom off.  But mom doesn’t want her to go, but she needs to breath more.  Sebastian is a happy bird.  They said that they know since they are going to find him a home it will be a good home for him.  He will adapt ok.  Could take a little time, but he will be ok.  He is such an entertainer that the new mom and dad will praise him enough that he will keep doing it.  The only thing dad is upset about is that he will be calling someone else Father.

Mom says that JJ is staying no matter what.  Because of his history, Mom told him a long time ago that he would have a home for life.  She vowed that he would never be hurt again.  He loves dad so much and mom says that JJ needs someone that loves him.

Mom loves him too only she knows that she can’t really touch him, not because she can’t breath, but because it was a woman who hurt him and he will only let her give him little rubs on his beak or top of his head.  If she tries to hold him – he gives her a really bad bite so mom won’t do that anymore and she said she is happy just to keep him safe and that dad and he has a great relationship.  If he were to bite dad like he has bit her then they would not be the right family for him.  But that is not the case.

Do I say anything to my brothers and sisters?  Do I warn them or wait until they make a decision.  Does anyone have any suggestions for mom and dad so that they can keep everyone, because it could be me next.

If you can think of anything, please let us know ok.  I really don’t want anyone to go away, but I don’t want my mom sick anymore.

January 6th, 2011 by Human Secretary - Mom, throthove | 10 Comments »

Princess Penny here.  I just wanted to ask you, “How Many Walks Are Too Many Walks?”    Mom says I am taking advantage of my Dad.  You see earlier I told you how I look at my Dad with my beautiful eyes and he takes pity upon me, so to speak Buy Accutane and out the door we go. Well…

I have actually been able to get my Dad to walk me just about every time I lay by my leash and look at him.  He may say he’ll take me for a walk on the commercial, or after his show is over, but eventually he will fore-go watching his show sometimes to take me for a walk.

Wait,  I ‘ve even gotten him to take me for a walk before he goes to work.  How great is that!  Mom told him not to do it because he would be starting something that he is not going to keep up.  “No, No it will be fine it’s just this once, I’m a bit early.”   Mom said, ” OK,  just this once.  The weather is turning cooler and winter’s coming, then what,  will you be walking her then?  Huh, will you?”   hehehehe   My Mom is so smart

So don’t forget boys and girls, keep your eyes sort of lowered as you try to look up, and let your body shake a bit.  Let your eye’s lightly gaze at the leash as you bring your head around to look at the door.  Do that a couple of times and you will be set.

I have to have a talk with Dad before winter sets  in, just because the weather is about to change, nothing, has to  change,  because I have a raincoat and I am going to ask for that lusciously thick coat I saw at the store, or we can go on line to a couple of places I know of. …

Ok, before I go, my feathered brothers and sisters want to say hello, and to let you know that they will be on board to talk with everyone in the next week or so.

Well until next time, Woof Woof

P.S.   This question is for the Human Parents out there, as well as my furry pals.  What do you think about about all the walks.  Isn’t it good for health reasons for him and for me?    OR   Am I just being who my Daddy loves and adores, Princess Penny? hehehe

October 18th, 2010 by Human Secretary - Mom, throthove | No Comments »